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Bread Armor

To be very intensely passionate about something.

Origin: The Egyptian protesters using whatever they could find to fashion head armor, specifically the man who plastic wrapped bread around his head.
She's totally bread armor about environmental issues.
by The Sugg March 1, 2011
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Mike Armour

The scariest mo fo that you've never met. Once he took a thistle chipper to the head and didn't move an inch.

His plans for when he gets GTA V:
Kill a cop

Run over a pedestrian whilst riding pegasus

Drop an ekky
Fuck bitches

Go to EB games

Get gta 5

Play it
Its a bus, no its a train oh F**k its Mike Armour. RUN
by Hamish Armour October 30, 2013
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Ball Armour

Ball armour is chain mail which is set upon a ring that goes over the shaft of the penis and hangs at the base around its girth exuding a chain mail apron below to cover ones balls.
Ball armour is required around bitchy girlfriends/wives/fiancees who want to run your life into the ground and demand the right to call the shots on all sections of your life including who you are friends with, what you wear, what decor you have, what you can do on the weekend etc.
Once ball armour is secured in place behind outer garments these bitches are simultaneously muted. Though they may still rage around you even perhaps trying to spank you into some sort of submission they will actually now just be like a bad tv programme and no longer audible or able to physically harm.
Slowly they fade off scene and one realises that ball armour has again made life pleasant as you remember when life was simple easy and enjoyable and just be your unique joyful self.
Friends of Joe: Hey Joe we are going out on Saturday are you coming
Joe : I will have to run it past chick
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
Joe : You don't know how she gets!!!! (Starts crying) WTF is ball armour????

Female platonic friend of Joe: Hey Joe how is your sore foot
Joe : Really bad thanx for asking
Female platonic friend of Joe: Thats too bad
Joe: Hey I have to get off the phone chick is about to cut my balls off for talking to you
Friends of Joe : So pussy whipped! You need ball armour
by wordfromyamumma January 29, 2014
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lag armor

In a video game, specifically First Person Shooters, where a person with a poor connection (lagger) is still able to control himself while other players have a hard time killing him because of his laggy motions. The lagger usually scores much higher than other players cause of this advantage
Goddamnit! I keep getting pwned by this fag with his lag armor! He must be on a Running Roit! Fuck!
by DoesntLikeGears March 25, 2009
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Armor For Sleep

Totally fantastic band!!

love Dream To Make Belive!
Me:Armor For Sleep rock, My Town, woooHOOO!
by Jenny July 17, 2004
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armor

1) A large, generally flat sheet of metal or synthetic alloys worn to prevent the bodily penetration of implements, traditionally sharp and moving at high velocities.

2) Anything worn for protection.
The chastity belt became armor for her virginity when the rapist came.
by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004
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Armor For Sleep

The best band in the world... they're from New Jersey. Their album, Dream to Make Believe, came out in June of 2003.
Guitarist/Vocalist-Ben Jorgensen, Guitarist-PJ Bass-Anthony Drums-Nash Breen...nicest guys you'll ever meet in your life.
Ben Jorgensen is sexy... ;)
by Marta January 30, 2004
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