a correctional facility with some benefits
by sl.loose September 17, 2022
Get the Ark Greenwich Free Schoolmug. When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
Get the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Arkmug. by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019
Get the Ark Victoria Primary Academymug. An adult video game developed by Neversoft and published by Erolabs in early November, 2023. This game of adventure, sci-fi type with lots of cute girls to chhose from. The four main are Lucia, Apathy, Rafael, and Claire.
by LaserImouto November 18, 2023
Get the Ark Re:Codemug. A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
Get the Cracking the Lid of the Arkmug. A bastardization of the word 'Ask'. Can be found used by English speakers in low socio-economic or 'ghetto' areas to sound tough.
Tough guy: "yea bruv, I arks dis guy to gimme sum muney or al break his legs, innit"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
Person: "You did what?"
Tough guy: "I arks'ed him"
Person: "Axed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS'ED Im"
Person: "Assed him?"
Tough guy: "ARKS"
Person: "oooh.... ASKED"
Tough guy: "yea dats wat I sed bruv, init"
Person: "No you didn't"
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the arksmug. An Ark occurs In World of Warcraft classic when a Herbalist gathers a herb and it only yields a single herb.
Warcraft Player : Hey man, have blizzard hotfixed herbalism? I haven't got a triplebanger in like... months
Some other Warcraft player: That's because you're a scrubblenub who always Arks it
Some other Warcraft player: That's because you're a scrubblenub who always Arks it
by meowzerers August 17, 2020
Get the Arkmug.