Arizona Guzzler happens when one or more people ejaculates inside another person's mouth. The person who is holding the ejaculated fluids in their mouth then fills the rest of their mouth with Arizona tea. They then begin to mix the two fluids together until combined. Once combined, they will spit it out in a cup for everyone to share as a drink.
by MySweatyNuts November 02, 2023
When you climb on someone car, in the middle of a piping hot summer, and take a fat gelatinous shit threw the sunroof and leave it in the vehicle to boil.
by Bootyjuice12222 November 28, 2017
When you get an Arizona tea can and use the hole to jack your Willy; using an Arizona tea can as a pocket pussy.
by Thekobaltslayer September 08, 2017
Yuma, Arizona is like living on Venus. Hell on Earth.
January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.
May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.
June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.
August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.
The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
January-April, the days are dusty and windy and the mornings/nights are like -94848474°. All the racist snowbirds come and literally ruin everything and drive down the wrong lanes.
May is becomes super dry and sandy, but the snowbirds migrate back to canada.
June and July is literally is so hot it feels like opening an oven thats been preheating. you seat belts will burn you and your air conditioning will break and stuff will melt.
August is when it stays hot, but now with humidity that comes out of literally nowhere. now its like 109° but the real-feel is 125°.
The rest of the months are just a gamble, so have “fun!” But remember that there are dust storms all year round!
Person 1: Why do you keep coughing out sand?
Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona
Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
Person 2: I live in Yuma Arizona
Person 1: Why would anyone ever live there?
by loud_coochie July 20, 2022
Weather experienced in the Phoenix area during the winter months (Dec.-Feb.). Weather in which it is too warm to wear a winter jacket or big coat and if you do wear one, you will look like a huge douche. then, when you wear a hoody or thin jacket, you get cold. Thus it is arizona cold.
Johnny - Man it is chilly out here and this is the warmest hoody I have and I am still shivering.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.
Bobby - I know, I hate Arizona cold.
by menick December 27, 2008
The best university in Arizona, located in Tucson. Top rated for programs in Optical Engineering, Physics, Astronomy, Nursing, Geosciences, Anthropology etc. Far better then that loser good for nothing party school called ASU.
by Arizonian January 02, 2007
by tiggerttfn69 December 07, 2007