Argument Hawk

A person who is completely right in a situation, but acts toxic for no reason or stretches an argument longer to make themselves look smart.

“As James was verbally attacked by the argument hawk, he screamed at the man.”
“ Theo? That argument hawk?

by An average Grian fan August 29, 2022

Classical argument

A more refined form of argumentation from simpler times. Unlike modern argument, where one party seeks to assert emotional dominance over the other through the employment of manipulative tactics, classical argument involves the pure exchange of information and growth of one's own understanding of the world. The outcome of a classical argument is the mutual growth of logical fluency, where both parties are able to recognize flaws in their own reasoning and leave with an improved philosophical maturity.

"We had a classical argument about the nature of free will in my philosophy class yesterday. It was super informative and really fun!"

by Inlovewithabsol January 23, 2023

Argument From Who Asked

If someone attempts to continue an argument after their argument has been disproven, with the same argument, they have committed the fallacy of who asked.

"I'm 22"

"You're birth certificate says you're 21."
"Yeah but I'm 22-"
"Argument from who asked. "

by Starman101.2 December 2, 2023

Argument

Niggers eat smegma.

"nice argument" "yes i know niggers eat smegma"

by kkr homo August 11, 2018

Reddit argument

Two (or more) egotistical assholes battling in a Reddit thread trying to gain internet points

Just lost a Reddit argument about the Vatican flag saying it was blue and black

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 22, 2024

nice argument

"nice argument. unfortunately, fill in the blank"

if you're in the middle of a disagreement online, sending a message in this format will immediately ruin the recipient's argument, and most likely their life. use only as a last resort. examples below

nice argument. unfortunately, 192.168.1.45
nice argument. unfortunately, your mother is obese
nice argument. unfortunately, I have a grenade launcher
nice argument. unfortunately, you probably eat at Burger King for lunch every day

by obscureharrypottercharacter February 25, 2023

Argument

A word fight.

My girlfriend and I had a disagreement so we got in a huge argument.

by Hypnotic Talent October 25, 2019