No one stereotype can define an entire people, in every country (except Scotland- the lary bastards) there are good, bad, stupid and intelligent. It is believed that the majority of Americans are retarded, fat fuckers with the negotiation skills of a landmine. Now this may be true for 79% of the population, but lots of them are caring, free loving people who want nothing but peace - these are the hippies. Useless layabouts who try to re-invent the corrupt system of the human world into what is essentially the same thing but only ever manage to achieve a severe sense of smugness, and a drug induced state of euphoria which they likely won't remember. Most Americans like to consider themselves international do-gooders and world leaders in ethics with such organisations as the KKK and NAMBLA. In response to the English's comments concerning their language and culture, they refer to themselves as the best parts of the world put together (like a sausage), and insist their variant is the correct, despite it being called ENGLISH. Rather than a sausage, a more accurate representation of the home of the retard with a superiority complex and land of ignorant narcissists, would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel. I would bet that at least 85% of Americans would have to research that last reference to understand it. :) Ya gotta love 'em!
Me: .......would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel,
American: What in the name of the sweet Jesus Christ every
bodies lord does novel mean?
American: What in the name of the sweet Jesus Christ every
bodies lord does novel mean?
by The Cockney Reaper January 16, 2011
Get the American mug.I'm an American. I know that we call football "soccer" and jam "jelly" along with Fahrenheit and inches,yards,and miles.... yea I know it's strange even to me if i think about it. However if the rest of the world thinks we are so ignorant, not all of us are obese,burger addicted, and say LETS GO MURICA!!! Us actually Is home of some of the most intelligent people in the world . I'm not expecting others to understand...only some are actually born in US, so they would naturally understand best compared to outsiders
Americans produce some of the most groundbreaking tech that some peoples family members might depend on in a hospital right now.
Personally I think it's stupid to stereotype millions of people so easily. Honestly it's ignorant of someone to assume all those people ignorant in the first place
Personally I think it's stupid to stereotype millions of people so easily. Honestly it's ignorant of someone to assume all those people ignorant in the first place
by Hmm..whatshouldiputhere March 20, 2017
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A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday.
A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals
A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.
A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday.
A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals
A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.
Guy1 : Chinese people are so racist.
Guy2: But you're stereotyping Chinese people.
Guy1: Racism is bad, Stereotyping is not.
Guy2: You're so weird.
Guy1: Yes, I'm American.
Guy2: But you're stereotyping Chinese people.
Guy1: Racism is bad, Stereotyping is not.
Guy2: You're so weird.
Guy1: Yes, I'm American.
by americancynic September 5, 2016
Get the American mug.A funny speaking person from america, yanks, their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are obese.
by Britperson August 30, 2010
Get the American mug.The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.
by Taylor Kent November 10, 2010
Get the American mug.Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north.
The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits.
Like I said; morons.
Love,
Canadian
p.s free health care
The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits.
Like I said; morons.
Love,
Canadian
p.s free health care
"STFU you stupid american"
by lolyourmomsface May 10, 2010
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