Attention whore, getting themselves fucked up so the ambulance will be obligated to pick them up, resulting in lil jolts of happiness every time they take someone’s attention.
Friend: Holy shit dude did you hear John Doe broke his femur??
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
Me: Ambulance chaser. I used to be a slut for people paying attention to me, but then I put on my big boy pants and realized how buttfucked it actually is.
by spotlight ah moonlight ah January 7, 2024
Get the Ambulance chasermug. by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
Get the ambulatemug. I suddenly realized why “Ambulance” is written backwards on ambulance trucks- it’s so you can read it in your rear view mirror!!! Ambulance moment!!
by bigfinger January 29, 2024
Get the Ambulance Momentmug. Someone who is attracted to drama.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Someone who lives such a shallow life they need to be where the drama is. Someone in their ‘close circle’ is always dying, injured, having significant issues, making headlines for committing horrendous crimes.
They post all about this drama on social media and so their life looks like a parade of disaster and despair making others feel sorry for them. The value they garner from living such a life is peoples sympathy, they are the perpetual victim.
Did you see feel-sorry-for-me- fran’s post today? Her sister’s best friends brother’s baby died. She is such an ambulance chaser! Always has to be where the drama is? Didn’t her other best friends son die in an accident last week?
by KidsMom91 February 21, 2020
Get the Ambulance Chasermug. When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance
by Emmac24 November 15, 2020
Get the Hit an ambulancemug. White car that goes "Whee-Whoo-Whee-Whoo" and carries or drives injured/sick/dead people to safety or care.
Robber: *pulls out a knife* "Give me all your money"
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
Old-Man: *clenches his heart* "Ow-AH~ Call an ambulance, Call an ambulance!", *pulls out a gun*, "but not for me*
by Artificial-Intelligence August 18, 2023
Get the Ambulancemug.