Alkaline Trio

An awesome band that lexi and bob love more then ever. Vagrant Records Ownz.

Bob: I like alkaline trio and I'm an emo kid =(

Lexi: oh shut up and go cry adn write some poetry

Bob: k :'(

by theeclique November 15, 2003

Organic Alfalfa

When you eat nothing but alfalfa for three days and then take a nice healthy crap on your girlfriend's chest. This can be accompanied by a loud "MOO" if desired.

A:) Mooo!!!
B:) Hunny, give me as much organic alfalfa as you can!

by Hadito December 16, 2008

alfalfa sprouts

1) A crisp green sprout from the alfalfa seed. (Edible)

2) A term for pubes. Usually used by chefs to disguise the fact that they are "garnishing the dish". Waitress tend to be not too keen on delivering pubes to a customers table intentionally, thus the reason for the deception.

Chef 1: I’m all out of alfalfa sprouts for this fucktards meal, have you got any spare?

Chef 2: Why haven’t you got any?

Chef 1: I shaved ‘em off!

Chef 2: You’re a fag.

Chef 1: Fuck you! My lady said she’d deep throat me if I shaved ‘em all off… so I did!

Chef 2: Ok, but your still a fag! Here’s the alfalfa sprouts.

by tesfurdo November 21, 2006

alcala

Hot

She is fine she is so alcala

by jombo July 13, 2017

Alkaline

In chemistry, an alkali (English pronunciation: /ˈælkəlaɪ/; from Arabic: Al-Qaly القلي, القالي ) is a basic, ionic salt of an alkali metal or alkaline earth metal element. Some authors also define an alkali as a base that dissolves in water.

Or it is a name of a CS;Source player from Melb. Australia

That fine sexy alkaline got wet somehow, and then suddenly dissolved into a puddle, who was bowled up by nebula, was heaps sickkkkkkkkko

by nebula123 August 7, 2011

Absalutist

A Gay guy who REALLY gets off on another guy's sixpack.

While I worked out at the gym, an ABSALUTIST just couldn't take his eyes off me.

by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Alfalfing

When your hair sticks up in the back when you have a cowlick.

Damn Adam was alfalfing so bad yesterday

by fabiater125 February 3, 2015