Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Pete Alonso

Pete Alonso is famous for hitting bombs, saying LFGM and having a bad batting average with amazing homeruns totals

Pete Alonso is the best baseball player right now it’s not even close

by metscwd June 15, 2023

allons

A word meaning everything negative. Used to express sucking in various situations including how much your current situation sucks or anticipation of a bad day

Guy 1: "how was work?"
guy 2: "allons"
guy 1: "that bad hunh?"

by bobinstein August 21, 2011

Alfonso

A vegan boi. Goes to school in Kansas but acts like some vegan from Antarctica. He loves lettuce and sounds like Mickey Mouse before hit puberty.

Alfonso is looking at ice trays for sale on his computer while I'm writing this for some reason cuz he's vegan.

by CoalBoi October 31, 2018

Alfonsito

Alfonsito is the most talented rapper alive. His tongue technology will send you to Hong Kong.

Agust D is Alfonsito as fuck.

by MIA7842 November 1, 2018

Alions

A shitty town that is full of girls called Rachel who are weird and strange

U should go to alions if u wanna see rachel

by Ellim November 1, 2019