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A female who is generally blond and somewhat short, "Allys" tend to mispronounce words and are generally lower on the IQ scale (84 was the highest score ever attained). Ally's tend to fawn over women in power (i.e. Sarah Palin) hence horrendous speaking errors. Allys are easily confused and often have a low tolerance for alcohol.
-"Wow, shes had like 3 beers and she already on the floor"

-"Yeah, damn, what an Ally"
Ally by commieG June 1, 2009
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A girl everyone thinks is a princess. Usually blonde and dumb
Did you see that girl? What an ally!
Ally by ashleigh1 April 10, 2009
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A girl who is very prissy and loves to spread drama around. Usually a brunette, period. Everyone treats her like a queen bee and practically worships her like she's some type of flippin goddess. Will betray you some how, don't get too close to her. Likes to flirt, even when she's dating someone. Just no.
Boy 1: "Oh my god Ally is so amazing"
Boy 2: "I KNOW RIGHT HER BF IS SO LUCKY IGNMLS;FA; SHE EVEN FLIRTED WITH ME TODAY"
Girl 1: "what do you guys see in ally ughhh"

Ally: "everyone loves me and i'm perfect hA"

Ally: "i got 99 problems but you aren't one HaaaaaaAAA"
Ally by Masie November 5, 2013
I saw so many ally’s on the farm!!
Ally by Edoweirdo July 30, 2018
Ally is a Fucking thot
Ally by Allywhite0101 December 1, 2018
Ally is a horrible girl. She seems sweet and nice but over time she gets to be awful. She has long blond hair and brown eyes and big boobs. She is super pretty and all the boys want her. She’s sexy and is happy to have a little fun. She’s always happy to shake it for you or play with you. She is a natural stripper and will be happy to for you. If you ever meet an ally stay away unless ur just looking for an easy girlfriend.
Dude that girl is such an ally
Stay away from her she’s an ally
She’s hot, yea she’s an ally
Ally by Poopybutt54 August 21, 2019