Alfie 

Loves Ania

Alfie Loves Ania

Alfie by Yesyesbutactuallynono July 25, 2021

Alfie 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.

Alfie is gay.

Alfie by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie 

One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are

Alfie:hi :)
Stranger:hi you are so nice I love you<3
Alfie:what?!

Alfie by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021

alfie 

krystal’s boyfriend

alfie?oh wait don’t go near him that’s krystal’s boyfriend

alfie by don’tgonearmybf September 8, 2021

Alfie 

Alfie is a great guy who is normally very sport and proud of it. He’s super nice and is always there for you no matter what. He’s a really goofy person who could make you smile so easily. Alfie is one of a kind <33

Someone: Omg I met this guy who’s so nice i think i love him.

Me: Let me guess his names Alfie.

Alfie by Snakeybrosforlife September 13, 2021

ALFIE 

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

ALFIE by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfie 

alfie is a chimp who probably sucks at dancing but does it anyways

omg alfie help me with my english

Alfie by ILOVEGEORGETHEMONKEY November 7, 2021