girlfriend aggro

When you play videogames for so long that you piss off your girlfriend. Comes from the MM0G term aggro.

Oops, I played EverCrack for too long. Now I have girlfriend aggro.

by King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia April 29, 2005

aggressive

1. characterized by or tending toward unprovoked offensives, attacks, invasions, or the like; militantly forward or menacing: aggressive acts against a neighboring country.
2. making an all-out effort to win or succeed; competitive: an aggressive basketball player.
3. vigorously energetic, especially in the use of initiative and forcefulness: an aggressive salesperson.
4. boldly assertive and forward; pushy: an aggressive driver.
5. emphasizing maximum growth and capital gains over quality, security, and income: an aggressive mutual fund.

I didn't even do anything. she just started yelling at me. she's just very aggressive.

by SexyMcBigBoobs January 11, 2014

AggroTall

This is a combination of the words Aggressive and Tall, used to describe someone who is quite obviously neither of these attributes.

Man1: Hey there Mr AggroTall (he says looking down upon this short man)
Mr AggroTall: Hello there, would you like a backrub?

by Daws April 22, 2009

Aggro

Short for aggressive or aggression. Can be used to describe how a person is behaving. Also in MMORPGs such as World of Warcraft it refers to an enemy attacking you if you get too close to it. In MMORPGs certain enemies have different ranges that will trigger them to attack. Some enemies can attack even when you are fairly far away and some only attack when your characters is right next to the enemy or in very close proximity. Higher level enemies tend to have a larger range than lower level ones.

"Chill out, what is with the aggro today?"

"That idiot in our group just pulled aggro on a group of elite murlocs!"

"You're pulling fucking aggro from them! Run for it!"

by IceWarm January 25, 2006

aggratone

a substance found in annoying celebrities which causes many audience members to become aggravated or irritated.

You won't catch me at the new Helen Hunt movie—too much aggratone.

by Charles Montana May 15, 2006

Aggressive Spooning

Aggressive spooning is just regular spooning with a firm, slightly threatening grasp on the little spoon paired with slow yet consistent humping, which can become damaging to the little spoon after prolonged exposure. Other symptoms include raw tender muscles, bleeding, burning, chafing, cramping, unexpected pregnancy, brown play, festering, itching, diarrhea, nagging, pinching, pricking, stinging, upset stomach, inflammation of various parts, swollen members, heart burn, and potential severe wounding. Should either party encounter any of the above, it may be wise to seek medical attention. Remember before you do so, it would be clever to have an alternative answer when asked how such injuries occurred. Please practice safe aggressive spooning. Try it with someone experienced.

Similar to regular spooning,Aggressive Spooning is more painful.

by Dinde October 14, 2008

aggression fuck

A fuck needed out of anger, Usually tacky, messy but delightful all at the same time

Note: Don't be alarmed if anything gets broken in the process, it's normal.

"Akim Get Over Here Now I Need An aggression fuck!"

"Last night in my aggression fuck with michele we broke all the chairs in mine and my neighbors house"

by Screaming Alpha April 15, 2005