Midnight In Afghanistan

Locking a hooker in a room while several men are wearing American flag shirts and everyone is cumming all over her and all she has is a towel on her head.

Hey would you like to have a midnight in Afghanistan ? :) why yes I would LOVE to!!!!

by cdubbbbb September 29, 2011

Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan

The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is an Anunnaki parody of the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan where it would be ruled by an anunnakist group named "Afghani-Anzugud" that's also an Anunnaki parody of the Taliban. The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is allied with the Anunnaki State (Anunnakiya) despite it wants its own autonomy compared to the Anunnaki State.

The Anunnaki Sukkalate of Afghanistan is the main opposition to the Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan inside Afghanistan.

by Dumugian October 10, 2021

afghanifro

The hair of a person after they take off a turbin or other middle eastern headgear. Like hat hair but bigger and thicker.

Hakeem, have you seen Achmeds afghanifro?

Yeah it was ugly when he took that towel off.

by nulerasi1 January 5, 2011

Afghanistank

The smell of a room in which an Afghan Pipeline has been used for so long that the feces has thawed out.

Don't use the Afghan Pipeline for too long or else the Afghanistank will become unbearable.

by Hhaim Yankel January 21, 2010

afghanistan slurpee

when a male engages in vaginal sex with a camel and cums inside of it, then going down on the camel and performing oral sex on the camel thus slurping/sucking out all the semen out.

At Ahkbar's bachelor party he got drunk and gave his sisters camel an afghanistan slurpee.

by Kyle Helvenston May 30, 2006

afganistanimation

afganistanimation is when two people are sitting at a computer desk chatting and randomly hear an odd word such as "afganistanimation" and both turn around at the same time. Then they slowly look at each other to confirm they just heard the same odd word.... then they both fall into an odd laughter, that slowly leads to an akward silence

hearing the word afganistanimation

by mcgrilled March 1, 2008

Afghani Finger Sandwich

When a man covers his penis in hummus and is then jerked off by middlefinger, index finger and thumb.

"All I have is hummus"...."AWESOME WE CAN HAVE AFGHANI FINGER SANDWICHES!!!"

Best part about this one is that YOU CAN DO IT TO YOURSELF!

by bransuave November 5, 2010