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lady ache

Lady ache - the pain resulting from the shedding of the uterine lining, happens periodically to ladies and often causes quite an ache. Also known as girlie guts.
Sorry Miss I can't do PE today, I've got lady ache.

Sorry boss can't make it into work today got terrible lady ache!

No sex tonight darling, got lady ache.
by Amleth January 9, 2010
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bitch ache

“chris is a bitch ache to me everyday, he is a bitch” -bobbi
by teeters43 January 22, 2018
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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)
"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."
by JRW February 28, 2005
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chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode
Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!
by Hosethedaddy May 11, 2016
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wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off
hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk
by Steffe from f.ib September 3, 2016
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