Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting
Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.
by SymoneKitty May 18, 2018
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popping the avocado

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."
by Ibieta April 08, 2007
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Avocado of death

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode
by THEloafboy April 27, 2021
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body of a avocado

A short stature (or tall, don't matter.)
Man and/or female, who has a peculier and dis-tasteful body type. . .

Built messed up from the feet to head.

Honey Boo Boo's mom would fit this type of slang very well!
Me: "Yo, Chuck! Ya catch that 'sode of Honey Boo Boo last week?"

Chuck: "Honey who?. ."

Philip: "Ugh! He takin' about that spoiled lil' phat girl that drinks Mtn. Dew mixed with RedBull and her mom has a body of a avocado."

Me: "Yup, that's the lil' bitch..."
by NumberOneKangaroo March 30, 2017
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jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.
I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.
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Soggy avocado

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.
by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019
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Kevelin Avocado

A dude named Kevin but his little dumbass friend named him Kevelin avocado. Kevelin is gay but he doesn't want to tell everyone yet. But his secret is now in urban dictionary. Oops
by Pepe the frog 23 October 14, 2016
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