Avocado Toast

Taking its name from the testicle shaped fruit, an avocado toast is when two men 'high-five' their scrotum together. This is a show of platonic affection proves that their friendship is true.

Adv. Avocado Toasting

Aaron and I are really close, he's helped me move and yesterday we avocado toasted after the O's home run.

What's avocado toasting?

It's when you high -five with your nuts! But only if you're really cool with each other.

by SymoneKitty June 6, 2018

popping the avocado

Equivalent to popping the cherry, except in the ass.

"Has she ever been fucked in the ass before?"
"No, I'll be popping the avocado tonight."

by Ibieta April 12, 2007

jersey avocado

When a guy pulls anal beads out of his dirty ass, pops one off and puts in in a girl’s vage, then smears guac on her pussy and eats her out.

I love it when how he does a Jersey avocado.

by TheDissenterYouWouldNeverKnow May 8, 2019

Avocado of death

when your balls inflate to the size of an avocado giving you incredible testicle pain and causing your dick to explode

man my balls are pulling an avocado of death

by THEloafboy April 26, 2021

Kevelin Avocado

A dude named Kevin but his little dumbass friend named him Kevelin avocado. Kevelin is gay but he doesn't want to tell everyone yet. But his secret is now in urban dictionary. Oops

Kevelin avocado. Your a genius

by Pepe the frog 23 October 13, 2016

Mr. Avocado

One of the highest terms of praise you can give to someone

Maria called Josh "Mr. Avocado"

by Mollythemallcop September 24, 2018

Soggy avocado

A disappointed hipster.

That bloke with a top knot is a bit of a soggy avocado.

by Hashtagnp August 23, 2019