When you take exactly two of every animal you can find, put them all on a giant boat, and force them to watch you have anal sex
Kyle: Hey Joe, you wanna know what an Arkansas ark n’ ass is?
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
*30 seconds later*
Joe: What is wrong with you Kyle
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
Get the Arkansas Ark n’ Assmug. by U will never know who I am Mr December 24, 2019
Get the Ark Victoria Primary Academymug. When someone goes actually insane in a rampage about losing something in a game or in real life. Mostly used against people who are named Chad or people who sweat in easy games.
Bro stop acting like the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Ark! Dude actually relax it's just a game Chad. BRO RELAX IT'S JUST MINECRAFT!!! JESUS CHRIST RELAX.
by Therewereonly2 November 15, 2019
Get the 3rd Monkey On Noah's Arkmug. 
A moment in the Video Game "Ark Survival Evolved" that defies logical explanation, most commonly caused by a glitch or other unexplainable event.
Justin: Damnit I think my Rock Drake pushed me through the bottom of the map while we were logged off and I died with the artifact in my inventory
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
Max: Sounds like an Ark Moment to me.
by Soob12 October 19, 2023
Get the Ark Momentmug. A shitty remaster of an amazing game about dinosaurs and survival full of bugs and terrible optimisation
by Adolf hitla April 10, 2024
Get the ark survival ascendedmug. ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D
by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024
Get the Noah's Ark - The Short Versionmug.