simp hour

between 10:00 p.m. and 11:00 p.m. you simp your heart out, mainly on twitter. show your affections toward someone. @ them, or #oomf them.

during simp hour, one must be simping.

by sublimestephers December 5, 2013

hour thirty

An hour and a half, but shorter

I'll be ready in an hour thirty, so don't wait up!

by parasitesmoothE July 5, 2020

h hours

H hours is wen a male or female begins to feel horny around the time of 12:00

Yo look at the time it’s finna be h hours soon

by Chapaingepapi September 27, 2018

A Queen's Hour

In medieval times a queen was expected to travel with a large entourage and make a grand entrance that would 'wow' all guests. Therefore the queen was alloted an extra hour to prepare for all public events without being considered late. This "grace period" became known as the queens hour and was often spent discussing the queen and predicting her entrance attire. Now used in some circles to indicate when one won't be on time, but it will be worth it for the fabulous-ness of dress or personality of the late comer.

A: "The party starts in fifteen minutes"
B: "I'll be there in A Queen's Hour"

by GrafBatMan June 29, 2018

Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014

Social Hour

What asshole teachers say when you're talking to someone during class even if its about the work or if you're whispering about something really quickly.

Justin to Heath: So our homework for math was F 16, right?
Mrs. Hallin: IT'S NOT SOCIAL HOUR!!!

by CharlotteW April 30, 2019

Windows Hour

When one is transferring files in Microsoft Windows, Windows will attempt to tell you how long it's going to take. A Windows hour can be 20 minutes, or it can be 5 hours. No one really knows!

I'm transferring 150 Gb of files to an external drive. It's currently sitting at 101 with an "hour" left. That's a Windows Hour, mind you.

by Kay Web September 10, 2010