Ambulance Moment

A way to gauge whether you are an optimist or a pessimist. When you're by yourself and you realize a general truth such as the word Ambulance being written backwards on the front of the vehicle because it will be recognized by people looking in their rear view mirror. When this happens, optimists will feel smart and pessimists will feel stupid.

I had an Ambulance Moment today while looking at a bottle of beer when I realized that Dos Equis means Two Xes!

by geowmyers June 20, 2022

Homegirl Ambulance

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😱:Homegirl Ambulance

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

ambulate

Nursing slang for "get off your ass"

Nursing Goal: Patient will ambulate to the restroom and back with minimal assistance.

by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 07, 2019

Call An Ambulance

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.

Call an ambulance...but not for me!

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 22, 2022

《¤》Ambulance《¤》ambulance《¤》Ambulance《¤》

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😱:《¤》Ambulance《¤》ambulance《¤》Ambulance《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 21, 2025

ambulance

yoshikage kira's worst enemy and the cause of his death.

woman: Look out!

Yoshikage: What?

*proceeds to get run over by an ambulance*

by anonumasay May 23, 2022

ambulance

you go to the hospital

Guy 1 Call an ambulance I am bleeding.
Guy 2 Best call a uber cheaper and faster.
Guy 1 Sad but true.

Uber is better than an ambulance.

by hdkbwuinamp[ January 05, 2023