Amityville

This town is made up of people who think they are "something", however, in reality, they are perpetrating the fraud that they do represent "something.” That something amounts to what is now known as: surfing, drinking a lot of beer, playing beer pong, acting thug, smoking marijuana, and listening to good music. Don't be mistaken though, the north side of Amityville is comparable to the south Bronx, mostly on Arbor Day between the hours of 12:03am to 8:43pm. It is like any other town in some respects- there are the parts where the "cool" kids hang out, where the "potheads" hangout, where the "losers" reside and so on and so forth. The Amityville police department can best be described as overly friendly, mostly due to the fact that everyone in the entire tri state area knows them and you can buy PBA cards in 25 cent slot machines. “Hey, if its in red cups, we cant do shit.” Damn straight. Carry on. “What’s that you’re smoking, marijuana? Keep smoking, but might I bother to ask you where you acquired this green looking substance from?” People sometimes have a tendency to drive directly into 7-11s, drive on lawns while you sleep, driving while yelling slurs, driving while firing paintball guns at 14 year olds, and driving while asking and demanding where that "haunted house" might be. Its gotten to that point where everyone that lives in Amityville can give perfect directions, without smirking, to lead these tourists to the east side of Guatemala. Lastly, few species have been spotted residing in Amityville. first we have the white kids (from the south part) trying to be thug. Lets call this species “retarded.” Then we have the surfers, who are generally referred to as "posers," and last but not least we have "hot girls." WAIT. WHAT? Actually, they’re aren’t even that many hot girls living here. if you’re between the ages of 7 and 63 and looking for ass, don’t come to Amityville. Go to Massapequa. Its our "friendly" next door neighbor. (where std’s have been spotted traveling in packs of four with sonic the hedge hog-looking males off of Montauk Highway.) Oh, and everyone knows what the undercover cop cars look like on Halloween.

Amityville is an experiment.

by Dan Dan Dan May 13, 2006

amatya

perfect boy in the world... best love partner, one of the bestest family member, loved by everyone, do true love

amatya is on of the honest personality in world

by khushu__x September 20, 2020

Amby

To "Amby" is when you pretend to be a girl for six years on the internet. When you Amby, you also date other men, and convince them that you are a girl. An Amby is someone who uses fake pictures to create a person who they are not. A real amby would be a 400 lb whale at their house but on the internet, they are a blonde girl who has huge tits. An amby would even go as low as to fake pictures of their cat and send them to people. google images is an Amby's best friend

Person 1:Dudeeeeee you see that hottie i met on the net last night? I think she's even gonna meet me in real life.

Person 2: AHAHA no way! she's such an Amby. Anyway, how are you going to get a whale on a plane?

by LOLfattycakes November 30, 2009

Amity

Sucky ass mother fucking school system with groups of sucky ass clicks. coverd in mold an hebestos or wateevr

Amity sucks ass

by victum June 8, 2004

Amity

A girl with thick armpit hair. no matter how much she tries to shave it, it will never go away. has awkward moles on her face, and crooked teeth. Smells bad. Ugly hands and feet. not very attractive.

Yo... do you smell that?

Yeah, it's just Amity

by asdfgyujhio August 10, 2012

Amityville

Some unusual quirk of a house, like a miswired light switch or unseen noise source like a loose attic fan that make a place seem haunted. Usually a construction defect or something that is in need of servicing.

Was uttered by a homeowner on the HGTV show "House Detectives" when having them look over her house.

"And this is the 'Amityville' light switch... the one on the left doesn't seem to do anything but this one turns on both the hall and that one porch light over there..."

by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

amity

Pure hate towards everything, and anything

I fuckin hate everything, and everyone go fucking die.

by amity July 30, 2005