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Juneau, Alaska

A small tourist-filled city of about 30,000 people located in southeast Alaska, Juneau is the absolute place to be. During the short yet fun-filled springs and summers, both visitors and full Alaskans enjoy visiting the beautiful glaciers, trails, and lakes. Mountains are easily hiked, and the beautiful atmosphere is overwhelming. In Juneau, every breath is fresh and crisp, and would make the long trip worth it just by itself. Juneau is surrounded by trees and wildlife, for it is located within the widely-known Tongas Rainforest. The people of Juneau are always supporting of the local resturants and businesses. If your looking at traveling options, Juneau, AK, is definitely a destination to consider.
New Yorker: I want to go to Juneau, Alaska!
Juneauite: Come on over!
New Yorker: I want to see the polar bears, moose, and eskimos!
Juneauite: Their aren't any polar bears/moose/eskimos in Juneau... :/
by maybei'mcooler? September 11, 2011
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Alaskan Bull Worm

A giant, pink, will-eat-anything worm from Alaska. As seen on the episode of Spongebob Squarepants when a fish-guy's butt got eaten. Along with Sandy's tail.
"But it's an ALASKAN. BULL. WORM." -Spongebob
"Come home before curfew or you will get eaten by an ALASKAN BULL WORM." - your mom
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Alaskan Kerfuffle

When you and your sister eat so much peyote you think that you've swapped bodies to which you figure the only way to reverse it is to have hardcore anal sex with each other also being joined by your uncle herbert!!!!!!!!
i wish me and my sister did the alaskan kerfuffle she's, just so hot!
Last night me and my uncle ate so much peyote we alaskan kerfuffled
by Thic WhipperSnapper September 28, 2018
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Alaska funk fork

When one inserts a three pronged eating tool into one’s own rectum
Dude, I really need an Alaska funk fork
by Ahhhhhhhhhhhh oooooo November 10, 2018
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alaskan whore

a girl who wears a coat, mini skirt and boots when it's 20-degrees outside and there's snow on the ground
alaskan whores..just like regular whores, only colder
by thatantialaskanwhorebitch December 31, 2007
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As-Salamu Alaykum

is an Arabic language greeting used in both Muslim and Christian cultures. It means "Peace be upon you"
Common saying in Turkey, like hello or good day in america.
When you want to greet someone you say As-Salamu Alaykum.
by Edq January 12, 2007
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Alaskan Shocker

An Alaskan Shocker is an Alaskan Pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

To perform the Alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. You need to tape down the ring finger, and then poop inside the glove, making sure the poop gets down to all of the fingers. Put the poop filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

Now that you've done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

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I waited all day for my Alaskan Shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! That bitch loved it!
by Alaskan Shocker December 10, 2010
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