Airpod users

Idiots that thought wasting their money was a good idea.

"Airpod users are flexing all day!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 6, 2020

AirPod

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod

Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods

by Arsenic the wolf January 27, 2020

Airpods

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods
Friend: But where are they
You: Fuck

by lorg rat March 17, 2020

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 5, 2020