alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.

"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''

by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016

Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.

Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.

by litmaster123 December 29, 2019

Cummy Ache

Another word for blue balls

Uhhh i have a cummy ache

by BRUH BRUH June 30, 2021

bitch ache

someone who is a bitch all the time

“chris is a bitch ache to me everyday, he is a bitch” -bobbi

by teeters43 January 23, 2018

belly aching

V. to complain, to "pitch a fit". Mainly only used in the gerund.
*"I don't belly ache" instead-
"I ain't belly aching"
Coloquial term used in the southern rural areas of the US, (possibly other areas?)

"Quit che belly achin' an' complainin', bauw!"
"I ain't doin' it mama."

by JRW March 01, 2005

chode-ache

Post sex pain suffered as a result of the condom elastic digging in to the base of one's chode

Holy shit, I snared a right ho last night but she wouldn't let me climb aboard without putting a rubber on my chode. Fuck me it was tight and now I have got some really bad chode-ache!

by Hosethedaddy January 28, 2016

wankers ache

wankers ache mean that you wank so hard that your dick falls off

hey ismael dont get wankers ache hionk hionk hionk

by Steffe from f.ib September 03, 2016