abercrombie and fitch

The clothes that everyone wears at your school. You walk into the cafeteria and everyone has a bag with a model on it, everyone has a giant label across their chest, and everyone looks at you funny because you're not wearing it.

A expensive and overpriced clothing brand, only comes in solid colors with the label across the front. Comes in jackets, shirts, skirts, jeans. Made in Vietnam by people paid 25c an hour.

If you took the label off, it'd be worth about 5 dollars.

XL is Medium, L is small, and S is extra-small. You have to weigh under 140 pounds at the most to fit into something.
"I made 2 dollars today making shirts for rich people in America!"

Abercrombie and Fitch sucks ass.
by bridgette oz July 03, 2009
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1. Clothes worn by people ((usually teens)) who think that they are better than everyone else because their daddy can pay for all the paper shirts their hearts desire. Usually skinny,twiggy girls who walk in a syncranized group with COACH bags and burned hair from those god-damn straghtening irons.

2. Clothes worn by people who can't find their self image and believe that they must be "popular" and liked by "popular" people so they need to buy clothes that they think scream out, IM POPULAR!! LOOK AT MY SHIRT!! DO YOU NOTICE ITS FROM A&F!!! Girls who dont realize that these overpriced paper shirts dont make you popular but make you a sucker for the A&F company. And the girls who think that if their shirt has a microscopic stain that the whole world cares so they can't wear it.

3. Worn by girls who notice what everyone wears, when they wore it and how much money they have. Worn by girls who think they know everyone
1.
GIRL 1- OMG becky did you just buy that 100$ shirt? OMG!
BECKY- Yea why? my dad gave me like totally 500$ so who cares?
GIRL 1- I do... i have that shirt, you cant have it too, and you have money? ew its like all about the credit card!

2.
INSECURE GIRL 1- I have like 3 shirts from abercrombie. They are so cool, do you think i'll be popular?
INSECURE GIRL 2- I HATE YOU! your so lucky, you got how many abercrombie shirts?

3.
PLASTIC GIRL 1- wow, she like wore that outfit like 2 weeks ago? and she totally copied it from Melissa **rolls eyes**
PLASTIC GIRLS FOLOWERS- YEA... your so right... like eww
by Reilly February 21, 2005
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People who bash A&F are so ignorant. These are the same people who call themselves non conformists but walk around in the same uniform wearing old heavy metal tees or all black complaiing about the "jocks" and "preps" who think they're better than everyone else. Give me a small break please. Your quest to be different has failed. Look around in your own pathetic cirle of friends... you're all the same... depressed kids who are antisocial, unconfident and enviouse of others. Maybe you losers are just a bit jelouse and insecure (not to mention unattractive and unpopular.

On another note...
A&F is't even that expensive but that's my opinion because I live in NYC where the cost of good living is very high and there are plenty of other stores where you can easily spend $300 to $400 bucks on a pair of jeans.
Abercrombie and Fitch basher #1 - I hate all those jocks and preps and blonde sluts that wear all the same overpriced shit.

Abercrombie and Fitch basher #2 - Yeah man I know what you mean. It's so not cool to take pride in your appearence, be good looking, like school, play sports and have money and friends... what losers.

by ClaudiaNyc July 16, 2006
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The worst place to shop.
A store for preps.
The suckiest place ever.
{Abercrombie and Bitch}
All it sells is over priced shirts,
which will most likely fall apart while driving home in your rich parents red, shiny, new convertable.
I mean seriously...how do u even pronounce "abercrombie?"
Prep 1:"OMG GUYS!! Like, lets go to Abercrombie and Fitch!!"
Prep 2:"OMG JENNY!! We totally should!!"
Prep 3:"OMG SUZIE!! Good thing!! My shirt ripped after having sex with your boyfriend!!"
by XgodXcrabXdamnit March 28, 2007
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Overexposed, overworn, and overrated clothing store where customers are unconsciously really paying exclusively for the pretty beefcakes plastered on the walls and the skinny girls with medium-sized breasts, and for the tiny brand labels on the clothes, not the clothes themselves. Face it, their money goes to the "all-american"-looking models, not to mention the employees, and to making such horrible ad campaigns, not to manufacturing their clothes. If you want to a buy a decent pique polo with mother-of-pearl buttons, go to Lacoste. If you want to buy a decent pair of jeans, go to Nordstrom's and buy Sevens. If you're looking for unique but wearable clothes, go to Topshop or Topman in the UK. Thrift at good vintage stores. Don't waste your life on A&F.
Liz: That girl shops at Abercrombie and Fitch.
Tara: How do you know? That logo on her shirt?
Liz: Well, it's the same exact shirt I've seen for the 50th time today.
by i love second hand smoke March 13, 2005
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An expensive clothing store that does not see the irony in using naked people to sell clothes.
Let's all go to Abercrombie and Fitch and become soulless minions of orthodoxy!
by Ducky March 17, 2005
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That store where when you walk by, you can't tell which one it is, so you have to go in and walk around for five minutes before you actually see a sign that states the store name.
Abercrombie and Fitch brainwashes weak people to keep coming back to their stores. They do this with three factors:

#1: MUSIC BRAINWASHING
They have developed a way to brainwash you through their "oh-soloud" music. subliminal messages are pumped through the 50+ speakers that are located throughout the store. The messages they send out are not important ones such as "world peace" or "don't be emo", NO. it's stupid messages like: "BE DUMB AND BUY MORE STUFF. IT'S NOT THRIFT STORE CLOTHING, IT'S 'DESIGNER'".
that's why all the people that shop there are dumb shits.

#2: PERFUME THAT KILLS BRAIN CELLS
This one is self explanatory... the powerful stench that eminates from the store kill brain cells and cause brain cancer. this also makes the buyer more gullable into believing that what they are buying is actually "worth the $70"

#3: "TURN THE LIGHTS ON!!!"
we all know this for a fact... A&F needs to turn the lights on so we can A) see what kind of shit we're buying, and B) see how overpriced it is.

all-in-all...
Abercrombie and Fitch, along with Hollister and all those other shit stores are planning to take over the world by making everyone stupid.

My advice?
DON'T GO IN THERE
NEVER
NOT EVEN AS A JOKE
MY FRIEND WENT IN THERE AND NOW SHE'S A BITCH
DON'T GO IN THERRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!!!!
D:
fake blonde: "LET'S GO BLOW $800 ON A T-SHIRT FROM ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH!!"

her stupid boyfriend: "OH MY GOD YES! MY DADDY JUST GAVE ME MY FIFTH CREDIT CARD! LET'S GO GIRLS!"

brainwashed posse: *monotone* "all hail lord Abercrombie and lord Fitch"

ensemble: "ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY RULERS!"
by that kid with the hair July 13, 2010
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