Coochie Crusader

They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).

My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!

by 大男孩子 September 23, 2019

Keyboard crusader

A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.

GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.

Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader

by O-DOGGIES July 18, 2012

burning crusade

The Worst thing to happen to WoW

god I miss raiding MC, Burning crusade is just a lot of flashy lights and overpowered/easy to aquire, gear

by Warriorllol November 19, 2007

Cervix Crusader

A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.

Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.

by Barry Manillow November 23, 2006

Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 13, 2019

Cut crusader

A guy without the hood around the tip of the penis.

"Dude are you a hooded hero or a cut crusader?"
"Why do you want to know, that's gay bro?"

by Chris.is.gay February 6, 2020

cracker crusader

A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive

brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys

by papastankhead April 28, 2023