A way of seeking credit for non-action in other people's critical time of need via annoying phrase as a substitute for actual concern/help.
If one more person tells my dying Atheist father he's in their prayer basket I've been authorized to punch them in the face.
by String Theory Sally July 5, 2018
Get the Prayer Basketmug. Dude I heard she goes to church with her family every Sunday.
You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
You know what they say, Prayers are Sprayers.
by Idkmanireallydk August 2, 2022
Get the Prayers are Sprayersmug. Religious person: Can i pray for you?
Me: No thank you.
Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
Me: No thank you.
Religious person : *puts hands over me and starts to pray.
Me: Dude, you just prayer raped me!
by Brey666 January 4, 2020
Get the Prayer Rapemug. A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.
Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.
Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.
Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.
Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.
by CSRunn February 8, 2023
Get the navy prayermug. Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.
by Willycallit August 11, 2012
Get the Dial-a-Prayermug. N.)
One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."
You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
Get the Prayer Problemmug. the prayer bowl is all of the prayer in a certain place, take a classroom for example, focused into one signfied prayer bowl
people that pray are this "prayer bowl" are granted good fortune for eternity
people that pray are this "prayer bowl" are granted good fortune for eternity
by roy the seducist October 27, 2010
Get the prayer bowlmug.