Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

A Koi

“A Koi” Is Making The General Chat In A Discord Server’s Cooldown 6 Hours Thinking It Will Go Back To Normal For Everyone Once They Change It Back.

“Ferret Did A Koi”
or
“Do You Remember When Ferret Did A Koi?”

by AFDN December 23, 2021

Koi Vtuber

She’s a fish made of many talents, she’s an artist, a singer, and she’s absolutely cracked at any video game she lays her hands on.

Koi Vtuber was the coolest fish in the sea.

by footstinky December 21, 2023

Koi Boy

Someone who is a big fish in a small pond who thinks they're fancy but are really pretty basic.

Ex. That koi boy is always popping off.
Ex. That koi girl thinks her shit is high fashion when it's five and dime

by Niafabo August 4, 2023

Koi :D

A very cool person with a big heart. Loves the Elliotts, and they love them back just as much! Thank you for the serotonin. Im probably not the Elliott you made your message for, but I hope have some of the satsfaction I got from your message! Hope you're well! Heres the origional post if anyone wanted to see their post :

www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=koi%20%3AD

Koi :D is a awesome person who makes people named Elliott feel better :D

by 3lliott.p May 15, 2021