A Ewan Arkley tends to be a ginger hard lad who has an unusual attraction to girls called Daniella.
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
He once nutted his pants after a Daniella brushed past his dick with her elbow and he put his hands in his pants and scooped the semen off his primarni boxers and proceeded to sniff his fingers then only to mention “his spunk tastes like parma violets,” and with this he ate the spunk
Person 1: Daniella is so fiery, I think it’s cause she’s ginger
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
Person 2: Yeah but Ewan Arkley was beating his dick to her insta anyway
by MyDaddyLeftMe November 2, 2018
Get the Ewan Arkleymug. 
by Casifo0 February 26, 2019
Get the Ewanmug. by Tax_Evasion May 13, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. Probably (definitely) the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, with an amazing sense of humour and a level of maturity unbeknownst to all of man kind until he was born; Ewan is an all around excellent geezer.
(He also owns all the women including your mother)
(He also owns all the women including your mother)
by Literal_Mold March 18, 2021
Get the Ewan Warrmug. A jedi human sized phallic object. He can use the force in more ways than one. Oh, he's also Scottish.
by SoupyWan January 30, 2022
Get the Ewan Mcgregormug. by Chunkadoodledo February 20, 2022
Get the Ewan Gouldmug.