The breakdown lane on a highway. Why? Because that's how much money you gotta pay if a cop catches you driving in it.
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
(Can also mean the leftmost lane for trucks when they are only allowed to drive on the right.)
Passenger: This traffic sux! Let's take the 500 dollar lane.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
Driver: Okay, but only if you'll front the $500 when statey sees us.
by creaternity May 12, 2006
Get the 500 dollar lanemug. Most powerful handgun ever made,even more punch than a desert eagle chambered for 50 AE. The S&W 500 fires 50 cal magnum rounds.
by Trevor Davis August 22, 2006
Get the smith & wesson 500mug. The act of fingering a girl until she sqiurts, at this point your friends run into the room and you shower them in the pussy juice. Much like the winner of the Daytona 500 would do with champagne.
by DirtyDan0527 August 14, 2016
Get the Daytona 500mug. If you are more than 500 miles away from home, you can have sex with any nasty pig that is willing, because none of your friends will ever find out.
by Vitriolic X August 15, 2011
Get the 500 mile rulemug. by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
Get the Rule 500 and 0mug. "Alright so there I was at Talladega, and I gotta tell ya, when they did Dale tribute, I lifted my Busch light tall boy and pulled the ol' Big Tony Five Hundo ( Big Tony 500)."
by Big Tony 420 August 26, 2022
Get the Big Tony 500mug. Normally a hair dressers car. But are occasionally driven my there boyfriends who are that far wedged under the thumb they are not allowed to drive the main car in the family (usually a BMW, Mercedes, Audi)
"Hey did u see that pube head try to cut me up in his fiat 500"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"
" leave him alone the Fiat 500 cunt has probably just been bitch slapped by his woman"
by Gremmo July 24, 2017
Get the fiat 500 cuntmug.