36c-24-36

The measurements of the perfect female form. Of course this is only from the perspective of the body. If said female specimin has the boat race Face of Lena Dunham or Amy Schumer, all bets are off.

There are some things even the most perfect body cannot save from becoming a dumpster fire.

If you find a 36c-24-36 who is demure but sexy, wants to be a stay at home mother who home-schools your children, looks 10/10 with flour on her face whilst making your favorite cake after you've had a hard day at work, and says modern feminism is ridiculous, do everything you can to keep her for life. These creatures of feminine perfection are sadly on the decline. In fact one could say they are on the endangered species life!

Jim: I just found a 36c-24-36 in the library and she was reading a book on baking perfect desserts. She had the face of an angel and she wasn't dressed like a slut with more cleavage on show than a pornhub teen.
Dave: Are you sure you're not dreaming? Those things are more rare than Unicorns or Dodo's

by FeministKilla March 5, 2020

Scary 36'

This is a way to say that the time is 2:36 (in either AM or PM). The "Scary" is that 2:36 is used as the scariest time, but its also an inside joke between me and my cousins

"Whats the time?" "Oh! Its Scary 36'!"

by WaterGuy2 November 27, 2024

36-24-36

A set of numbers that mean nothing at all. Commonly used to cite the circumferences of the female body.

But under ONE condition, can this apply.
If, and ONLY if, the woman stands at a height of 5'3".

36-24-36 means nothing to me at all. ONLY IF, she's 5 foot 3, you know what I mean?

by DatOneJoker478 October 21, 2022

3:36

Cannot explain all the feelings ur making me feel 🙊
my heart is in overdrive 🌪
& Ur behind the steering wheel 🚍

3:36
Theres 1 chance we cld make it now 🤞
well be rockin til the sun goes down 🌇
-Teh Darknes

by Bobbert665 October 14, 2024

FCM 36

A tank with a cone-shaped turret that has become famous due to this. It was used by the French during the Blitzkrieg.

*Playing War Thunder*

Player 1: Wow, I just got killed by an FCM 36!
Player 2: As in the Cone Tank?
Player 1: Yeees
Both: Cone Tank Cone Tank

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 2, 2022

36-36

In a basketball if the score reaches 36-36, all participants who know eachother MUST! Go sit on the same bench as their guests. Cheering for the same team or not.

Hey Daquavion, it’s 36-36, get the flip over here.

by dinosaur eggs are rainbow January 3, 2024