December second is the day no one shows up to school. tell all your friends let’s make it the least attended school day in history.
hey Mary have you heard of not showing for school on December 2nd
No imma go tell all my friends right now
No imma go tell all my friends right now
by ... that bitch October 29, 2019

Boy: hey heres my hoodie
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd
Mary: why are you giving this to me?
Boy: your name is mary and it's December 2nd
by usuckpp November 29, 2022

teacher: today we will be learning about-
you: *hugs*
teacher: why did you hug me in the middle of a lesson?
you: because its december 2nd!!
you: *hugs*
teacher: why did you hug me in the middle of a lesson?
you: because its december 2nd!!
by edsheerannnnn November 4, 2021

by balls balls balls June 17, 2022

December 2nd is skip school day. If u didn’t already know everyone is trying to spread out the news. Find and excuse because everyone is gonna skip school!!
Did u hear?
Hear what?
Everyone is skipping school December 2nd!
Oh fr?
Yea so you better not come!
Okay!!
Hear what?
Everyone is skipping school December 2nd!
Oh fr?
Yea so you better not come!
Okay!!
by Wssp. November 2, 2019

Person 1: hey whats today
Person 2: bro you didnt know its December 2nd?
Person 1: oh my bad, its appreaciation day isnt it?
Person 2: thats right bro
Person 2: bro you didnt know its December 2nd?
Person 1: oh my bad, its appreaciation day isnt it?
Person 2: thats right bro
by Rayraid_en November 28, 2021

Me: hey Gabe.....
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!
Gabe:what
Me: it’s December 2nd...
Gabe:oh no...
Me:*Slaps Gabe in the face* have a good day Gabe!
by Disenfectant December 2, 2019
