january 22

if you were born on this day, ur a crackhead and the funniest person ever. periodt.

McKenzie: “yo when were you born?”
Lilly: “January 22nd, why?”
McKenzie: “that explains a lot..”

by sad_kermit October 18, 2019

January 22

January 22 the day your guy best friend has to twerk and send a video of him doing it

Emily: It’s January 22

Some guy friend:oh ok here’s a video of me twerking

by Hairybitch January 22, 2021

November 22

National freaky day. Do whatever the fuck you want

Billy: hey it’s November 22
Bob: cool let’s fuck in my van

by Billybobstar October 19, 2019

July 22

The day where we stomp on the balls of our enemies

Hey Jerico it's July 22 it's time to teach Mr.Bimworth a lesson

Ball crushing time

by NaraNae October 16, 2019

March 22

The most PERFECT person in the world was born on this day. If you know someone born on March 22 you better NOT mess anything up with them because they are generally nice, perfect, and so funny.

Bf: “It’s March 22 the most perfect person in the world’s birthday!”
Gf: “It’s my birthday.”
Bf: “That’s why your so perfect.”
Gf: “OMG stoppppp.”

by MichaelMellIsMyBean June 20, 2020

November 22

Ask your crush out day!

Person: Hey josh!

Josh: Will you go out with me? Its November 22nd and I’m supposed to ask YOU out!

by epiclegits November 18, 2019

December 22

Kill all the vsco girl with one punch

December 22. You see vsco girl punch them in their face,stomach,ass,neck,and body

by Dog face October 27, 2019