Mexico Cruise of 2007

In 2007 on a cruise ship in Mexico, 35 yr old Eric Quandingle gathered everyone's attention as he pulled a pink balloon and a can of loaded potato soup out of his pocket. He blew up the balloon and then proceeded to remove his red Nike Hyper Shift shoe from his left foot. He then tied the pink balloon to the back of the shoe. At this point everyone on the cruise was watching Mr Quandingle, confused about what the fuck he was doing. He then opened the can of soup and tipped the whole thing into the shoe. "Y'all watch this shit!" screamed Eric as he put the shoe to his mouth and did a shoey, gulping down the soup until the shoe was empty. All the passengers started to chant "Eric, Eric, Eric!" and he loved the attention so to keep the hype going, he ran to the pool and frontflipped in. It was epic

Damn, I'd be real mad if I wasn't on the Mexico Cruise of 2007

by slqur July 21, 2022

July 7 2007

If you born on this day Three sevens you are the king of the seven and are extremely Lucky

Person: that person was born on July 7 2007
Another Person: Damn he is the king of the seven

by Fact Or Damn Cap June 6, 2022

November 19 2007

The day the greatest pussy alive was born

I was born in November 19 2007 and I have a nice va gay gay

by Lotusmoon June 16, 2022

8th of January 2007

Was the day the shittiest CoD player was born aka Liemmel 27, fucking LIEMMEL 27?!. He sucks ass absolute donkey. Just know he is a “handy schänder” and the “Mädchen schänder”.

Joe: “look at that player he was probably born on the 8th of January 2007, look he is camping and playing RPD, like a Liemmel.”
Jeff: “if he kills me one more time im going to impregnate his mother.”

by Liemmel27 August 29, 2022

November 16th 2007

if you were born on this day you are worthless and should regret being born

also the UK military will hunt you down and execute you at 8:30PM

joe: its my birthday because i was born on November 16th 2007!!!

the whole UK military outside is house:

by Xx_Awesome_sauce_Gamr_xX November 2, 2022

December 20th 2007

If your birthday is December 20th 2007 you are an angel sent down from heaven born to bless every soul you spend time with. Not to mention that you have a massive dick along with a great personality and looks.

Dang Jacob was born on December 20th 2007 he must be here to bless me with that big dick!

by thejit1234 September 29, 2022

NOVEMBER 2 2007

People born on this day will be extremely successful, they are a fearless, passionate and kind person that can do anything they put their mind to. They are generally tall and hansom too 😉, If you ever meet someone born on this day never let them go it will be your worst mistake.

girl #1 what day is that hot guy over there born on?

girl #2 I think November 2 2007

Girl #1 NO WAY he probably has a HUGE DICK TOO

by I know everything believe me October 8, 2022