July 13th

If you were born on July 13th, u a crazy son of a bitch. U gon end up in jail locked up forever. No one gon help u because u so weird.

Goo goo ga ga was born on July 13th
*calls police*

HELLO? We have a psychopath on the loose

by Skabupooyeah October 27, 2019

july 13th

national eat ass day. if you like eating some ass happy holidays!

are you ready for july 13th, it will be a blast this year.

by smittywinkle April 12, 2019

Jan 13th

National rubber duck day because Ernie says so. In sesame street Ernie says his rubber ducks birthday is on January 13th.

Person one: yay its finally Jan 13th that means its national rubber duck day, I'm so excited

Person two: today is my birthday..

Person one: NATIONAL RUBBER DUCK DAY IS BETTER

by DuckgoesQwack January 8, 2021

February 13th

A day to have a rough orgy with your friends not in a gay way tho

Y’all it’s February 13th no homo but y’all know what to do

by Your gay not me January 18, 2022

May 13th

the bitches who have the best birthday which is tomorrow

may 13th is such a good day

by hotpocketsock May 12, 2021

june 13th

the day the most beautiful people are born, they meet their solemate on this day

oh! she is born june 13th she must be beautiful,

by ihaveabigjumperbutt April 5, 2021

November 13th

Look for the gummy bear album in stores in November 13. With lots of music, videos, and extras.

Person: “Chicken Wing🐥Chicken Wing🐥Hot dog🐶And Bologne🍝Chicken Wing🐥Macarone🍜Chillin’😌With My Homies.👯” Other person”Yes, November 13th”

by renarsons May 9, 2020