Toms

The lamest, stupidest, gayest shoes ever invented. Seriously people, they look like old people shoes.

Friend: OMG! Look at those ADORABLE toms!
badass friend: go f**k yourself. *loads 9mm glock*

by Shadow-2000 July 1, 2011

Tom

(verb) to have sex with someone in the brown eye

Dude, I totally tommed that chick last night. You should see her try and walk today!

by Vom Squad April 23, 2010

tom

A shorthand for "tomorrow." Used because tomorrow is a bitch to spell and is way longer than it should be.

"Hey, aren't you supposed to meet that girl today?"
"No, dog. I meet her tom."
"Hell yah man, totally do her."
- A normal conversation

"Tom, tom, tom, tom only a day away!"
- Sound of Music

"The Day After Tom"
- A shorthand for the movie "The Day After Tomorrow"

by RedMarker February 23, 2009

Tom

Short, just short
if you put him next to a preschooler they would be the same Hight.

Toms a short cunt.

by oscibeans February 15, 2022

Tom

A tall lanky kid.Proper geezer, but no one actually likes him.

Yo! That kid tom peachy is so annoying but he’s still a top knoch geeza

by I’m from chaventry February 7, 2018

Tom

Today It's National Tom Day!

Be happy to have a Tom in your life :)

Arsh: Hey, isn't it June 9th?
Tom: Yes I suppose so
Arsh: That means it's national Tom day!

by Ilsabella June 8, 2021

Tom-Tom

One who is very queer. Normally only acts queer but is also know to think queer thoughts, say queer things, and sometimes even dances like a flaming homo.

I am so sick of Tom-Tom being all queer around me. I swear to God he if he dances like a flaming homo one more time I'm gonna-

by tom_toms.worst.nightmare November 28, 2009