Hot pockets

The under part of your boobs. l

You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:

by jessekmorganwhore September 25, 2011

hot pocket

The act of farting in one's hand while cupped, thereafter quickly wafting toward anothers face and yelling, Hot Pocket!

"hey want a hot pocket?" (whoosh) "ohh gross!" "Ha Ha HOT POCKET!"

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

Hot Pockets

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.

Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*

by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.

"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."

by FirstmateJibbs March 21, 2015

hot pocket

Firstly a tight seal must be created- the male covers the vagina with his butthole. This is essential. Next the male emits a fart that MUST BE gassy and hot into the vagina. The desired effect mimics that of a microwaved hot pocket where the bag expands. After completing the emission the male quickly covers the vagina with his hand (as to maintain the seal). At that point he performs cunilingus.

(Girl bragging to friend)
My boyfriend loves me so much that he gave me a hot pocket while we were watching the Wonder Years

by salingersports May 8, 2008

hot pocket

/'hat-'pak-et/ noun (origin from overly processed white trash foods of america and the never ending search for vagina euphamisms) 1: vagina; 2: vagina; 3: vagina; and/or 4: diseased vagina, as in the 4 cheese variety

Jane went to the gynecologist to have her hot pocket examined.

by Rebecca Simon December 24, 2008

hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.

Please, read the fat content.

by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005