Technoblade

He is:

The Blood god
A nerd with hots elbows
#1 in potatos
The 2nd worst thing to happen to those orphans
Just peppa pig on steroids

he has 3.41 million subs on youtube pogchamp

"It stays in the pit"
-Technoblade

by bloodforthebloodgod November 13, 2020

Technoblade

Rest in peace, today marks 1 year, truly heartbreaking, wish his family the best<//3

Person 1: "Technoblade died today last year"
Person 2: "oh"

by Starz4scar June 30, 2023

Technoblade

That one dead guy that made me cry at least twenty times in the past three days.

Go kill God for us my dude

My mom: why are you crying you have things to do

Me: shut up technoblade just died

My mom: *grounds me*

by Box that one gay kid July 4, 2022

Technoblade

I Pig, Who Never dies, Hates/Kills Orphans. Technoblade Hates Government And Wants To/ Destroys Government

Not Even Close Baby, TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

by Mightyair3310 January 10, 2021

TechnoBlade

A pig-man that never dies

New SMP member; **hits technoblade**
Technoblade; "you thought."

by I AM THE BEST MANGO/MANGLE March 18, 2021

Technobladed

Technoblade (verb) means when someone gets targeted so they won't win the Minecraft Monday tournament and win the big money prize.

"I Technobladed Skeppy in first round of Hunger Games"

by RekyHere August 26, 2019

Technoblade

a pig playing minecraft. Hates baby zombies. Phil is his “dad”

“TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES BABY”

by FNF-kid July 14, 2021