A situation arising from a relationship which is encourtering difficulty, where the one responsible for causing the turmoil does not end the relationship. Rather, the one in love and wanting the relationship to continue, ends the relationship as there is clearly no possibility for reconcilliation.
I think that dumping yourself is the only way that will prevent any further heartache, despite how much you love him.
by Etak_soda August 21, 2011
by Chris B D April 23, 2006
a way of coping with stress / anger / emotional pain. Often ascosiated with goths / emos. However, it is a way of coping and should be taken seriously.
by lauz March 19, 2005
by UrbanLegend1234 March 21, 2010
1. Looking up your own name on Google to see how famous and popular (or unpopular) you are.
2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.
2. Slang for masturbation. Has been referenced at least once in The Vacationeers, an L.A. sketch comedy group.
College Guy: I'll be right there! I was just, uh...working on my Intro to Philosophy paper!
College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?
College Girl: Bullshit! You were Googling yourself again, weren't you?
by loop zoop July 02, 2011
Very similar to calm yourself, it's what you say to someone who's acting up, maybe buggin, or in serious danger of going postal.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
For maximum impact, use it as a complete sentence at the end of whatever else you wanted to say.
Paris: You borrowed my new skinny jeans without asking? I'll claw your eyeballs out, you thieving skank!
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
Lindsay: Listen beyotch, they needed breaking in by someone with some actual junk in the trunk. I'll wash 'em before I return 'em. Relax yourself.
by BornBlitzed July 28, 2010
by Steve V November 09, 2007