yawning buffalo

A gaping hairy vagina resembling a Yawning Buffalo. Quite foul in smell, it's very unkempt and vile. Normally found on hippie whores; those of a Free Spirit and willing to fuck you at The Burning Man Festivals and Rainbow Gatherings.

There was this chick we all banged at the our last Rainbow gathering and after all 12 of us had our way with her, her patchuoli smelling yawning buffalo squirted a bowl full of man-porridge.

by Blu Finger April 6, 2008

Pelicans Yawn

An extremely large vagina.

Her cunt is wider than a pelicans yawn, it was like shagging a wizards sleeve.

by Dlcfc October 30, 2010

Yawn-storm

When there is a series of related tweets or other messages between a group of people, that has been discussed many many times before - and nothing new or interesting is ever said.

"oh f*ck, people debating whether everyone's a designer or not AGAIN. It's such a yawn-storm"

by Wandster June 24, 2019

yawning the worm

Blowjob.

Marcie: Where did you and Jim go when you left the club last night?
Lisa: Oh, you know. He had me so hot I couldn't stop yawning the worm in his car.

by MortimerSnerd August 19, 2010

Yawn Spam

The Act of Posting, Sending, or writing the word yawn repeatedly on a thread or comment to annoy someone with the result of them yawning from reading it.

Yawn Spam
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by AliesterKrowley June 14, 2010

Fucking Yawn

An exclamation which is uttered in order to convey the speaker's absolute boredom - usually caused by a situation they involuntarily find themselves in, eg a corporate meeting.

Humour is derived from the fact that yawning is an involuntary act, yet this phrase explicitly names the action rather than performs it - signifying that the speaker wants everyone to now they are extremely fucked off.

Corporate Powerpoint Presentation Type : "So here we can see last years Net Promoter Score broken down by product area, product type and lastly, vendor. Going forward we are looking to move into a more diverse marketing space"

Normal Person : "Fucking YAWN!"

by El Ronnoco III August 15, 2011

Yawn-a-rama

The opposite of a bomb shell Revelation.

The report was supposed to contain many bomb shell revelations, instead it's a yawn-a-rama.

by Conansriver February 25, 2019