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Strawberry Tart

Person1: How's your strawberry tart?
Person2: The ticks are a bit off every now and then but I'll be fine.
by Marlux April 22, 2009
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cherry tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
by O'Flagherty December 29, 2008
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Cherry Tart

The girl inserts around 20 cherries in her pussy, or as many as will fit in easily. It is essential to count how many go in. The man takes a wooden spoon with a long handle and uses the handle to mix up the cherries inside the pussy. The girl lies down and they wait 20 - 30 minutes for the cherries to 'cook'. The man then scoops the cherries out and they eat them. At the end the number of stones are counted. Missing stones must be found and there is only one place to look!
She was a girl who loved sex and didn't mind selling herself now and again. With a pussy full of cherries she could only be called one thing - a cherry tart.
by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008
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Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.
I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!
by Dooley July 12, 2006
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Pop Tarts

"Gimme yo' Pop Tarts, bitch, before I cap you."
by BrianNJ December 27, 2007
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Activi-tarts

Stay at home mothers (SAHM)that don't stay home and can be pinpointed at numerous children's activities around town on an extra customary basis.
Two stay at home mums SAHM who scouer the papers and venue guides to allocate children's activities being held during school hours to entertain the preschool siblings, Activi-tarts usually commence the journey to their destination with a coffee and morning tea and finish the day with a quick bite to eat lunch. They attended library centres museums, science programes and any pre school activities around the city in lieu of staying at home to solely entertain the child
by SAHM-NP January 17, 2014
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Totally Tart

when something is really top of the pip and english
'oh my goodness that is so dapper and dare i say even totally tart'

'i agree old boy'

'good show'

'jolly good show'
by u-vy May 28, 2015
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