Mental make-out decoy

The person whose mental image you conjure in your mind while making out with someone, with the intention of improving the relative attractiveness of the person you're actually making out with. The mental make-out decoy can be achieved via real or perceived resemblance, or by virtue of pure imagination.

SV: We were sitting on the couch, and I was thinking, 'Huh, from the profile view he kinda looks like Keating', and I was able to trick myself into making out with him under that pretense, but then he turned and faced me, and the spell was broken and I bailed.

BPC: haha

SV: Keating makes a pretty damn effective mental make-out decoy, and he doesn't even know it.

BPC: Someone should tell him!

by AbFabSabs May 13, 2009

flushing out your oven

after dutch ovening your bed, you gently lift one area of the blanket or sheets allowing air to come out of the "oven" and flow towards your partner or friend.

"whats that horrid smell, did you shit the bed?"

"na I just had to flush out my oven baby"

"id prefer if you flushing out your oven in another direction"

by Jon Josephssssssss October 4, 2008

Weak pull out game

Richie molitor

Richie molitor has a weak pull out game

by BIG D*** b December 12, 2016

Hanging out with Calum Hood

a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly

"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"

by Henry jk January 7, 2016

Get Out Of My Square

When someone is on your square of the couch and you don't want them on your square.

Bitch wouldn't get out of my square so I smeared santorum on her face

by paahl August 1, 2012

quit shitting me out

sort of cheating you out but you get shit in return

like in call of duty zombies the mystery box will sometimes
give you shit

OMG mystery box quit shitting me out with these crap guns

by FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU October 25, 2011

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD

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by a ladder on a stuff March 31, 2022