Big Bad Brad (noun): A lumbering, sub-human brute with a bulbous frame and an unnaturally wide base. His thick, fat, calloused hooves are often crammed into women’s footwear. His face, a big, dumb, perfectly round slab of confusion, sits atop his hairy mass, though his scalp remains curiously barren. He speaks in a slow, monotone drawl, as if each word is a struggle against his own stupidity.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Chronically late to work and a walking medical mystery (at least in his own mind), he suffers from an extreme case of hypochondria. His days are punctuated by dramatic medical ailments, followed by frantic calls for an ambulance to ferry him from his own home, only for doctors to confirm, yet again, that absolutely nothing is wrong.
A connoisseur of filth, this swamp-dwelling specimen produces greasy, bile-ridden shits at an alarming rate. He is a walking biohazard, harboring every known strain of hepatitis along with a few that science has yet to discover.
Despite his Neanderthal-like attributes, Brad possesses a shockingly average IQ. However, his dental history suggests a level of neglect that has single-handedly funded his dentist’s children’s college tuition. Though Big Bad Brad’s underwear is often covered in matted hair and shit, he remains a friend to all and, in his free time, a self-proclaimed world-class chiropractor, despite having no formal training or hygiene standards.
Jimmy: Big Bad Brad showed up late again, wheezing like he ran a marathon wearing those damn women’s shoes.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
Melvin: I swear those shoes are crying for help. Probably like his dentist every time he walks in.
Jimmy: Speaking of cries for help, what’s the over/under on his next fake medical emergency?
Melvin: Two hours—max. My money’s on “mystery heart failure” again.
by Dwaggerbomb March 11, 2025
Get the Big Bad Bradmug. The act of penetrating ones anus with your penis but swiftly switching it to your full fist therefore going from little to big in her/his anus
by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025
Get the Lil Big Fistmug. by aisoo August 8, 2022
Get the Big Cmug. friend 1: ayy what we doing tonight big-shaq?
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6
friend 2: you already know we bouta run some rainbow 6
by d1rtysauce December 15, 2022
Get the big-shaqmug. by wicknallballs March 12, 2021
Get the Big Esmug. a dude who on halloween night gives out anything but candy (eg toothbrushes, fruits, etc) to trick or treaters
in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
by babosi87 November 20, 2023
Get the Big smokemug. *Im a big gypsy*
Me "I'M A BIG GYPSY"
Random"gypo! "
Me" I will get my cousins on ye ya cunt"
Random "oh sorry pineapple"
Me "I'M A BIG GYPSY"
Random"gypo! "
Me" I will get my cousins on ye ya cunt"
Random "oh sorry pineapple"
by Brian stewart July 25, 2022
Get the Im a big gypsymug.