mah' MAN (var.)

(said with emphasis, but while looking very casual and distratcted; popular term now among young white women): a boy friend who forgets to pick you up at the 7-11 after your grungy 8 hr. shift, but with immortal words "be right back, baby" then asks you for a Jefferson to buy some "smokes" back, baby" and is gone for 5 hours.

No. I don't need a ride. Mah' MAN is gonna be here soon.

by Petronious February 16, 2005

Straight plan for the gay man

Marino the skank, who is gay and likes cock. He should be on straight plan for the gay man

Marino, go on straight plan for the gay man you fag

by Mike * November 24, 2004

She Woman Man Haters Club

And woman who has been scorned by some dumbass guy who just doesn't understand or appreciate what he has and does a dumbass thing to mess it up.

Mal and Key started the She Woman Man Haters Club with the honorary dumbass who cheated on us.... Chris.

by mal_has_faith August 28, 2008

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't

Something said when informed of yet another failure of society

they can put a man on the moon, but they can't make solar cars! What is this world coming to?

by badgerman5566 May 22, 2010

you're the man now dog

A horrible cancer upon the internet. It started off with a website which would loop that phrase... a few months later, a website appeared with 4 pages of such things. There are well over 100 pages full of these sites now, and they grow in the 10's of pages daily.

These sites will soon reach critical mass and implode upon themselves, collapsing the internet and causing the downfall of human society. (in which it will be replaced by a society controlled by Swiper the Fox)

ytmnd.com for all the billions of such terribly entertaining yet dangerous sites

by Vee Are Are Schee May 3, 2004

you are cut off young man

Expression used to convey that the person's resources have - or will be - cut off. Originates from Paul Verhoeven's Starship Troopers in which Rico's father cuts him off for being obnoxious and dangerously care-free.

The phrase "That's it! You are cut off!" can also be used. The following are instances in which these 2 expressions can be heard:

Example #1

Stan: Why isn't the internet working? I need to finish my homework!
Martin: Maybe something's wrong with the modem.
Jennifer: Your mother just disconnected the cable!
Martin: You are cut off young man!!

Example #2

Steve: Hey John, can you lend me some money?
Mark: You're asking him again? Didn't you already owe him?
John: That's it, you are cut off!

Original Transcript from Starship Troopers. Bill Rico is Johnny's father.

Johnny Rico: I won't quit.
Mr.Bill Rico: I'm telling you, you will. You're not going back, you're going on vacation!
Johnny Rico: I'm not going on vacation! I want to be a citizen. It's my decision.

*Johnny heads toward the door.*

Mr.Bill Rico: You walk out that door you are cut off young man, understand?

*Johnny leaves.*

Mr.Bill Rico: All right! That's it! You are cut off!

by Comrade Karl October 23, 2005

rule 86 of the man code

if a cop sees a pretty woman he needs to ask if he can see her breasts

hello mam by rule 86 of the man code I must ask to see your breasts

by jon jon the man October 14, 2018