Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

big bomboclat

biggest bomboclat ever

BIG BOMBOCLAT 🎶🎶🗣️🗣️🗣️

by slickbacker December 5, 2023

big man t

the best staff member you will ever find

wow big man t is op

by Human36 May 8, 2021

The big fuck

When after the fuckening a bigger fuck is yet to happen.

My day is fucked anyways.

I wonder when the big fuck is gonna happen..

by Theveryverysadboy March 20, 2019

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Big Dick Rock

Its a rock with a big dick

Wow that rock has a bif=g dick its a Big DIck Rock

by ahhhhhhhhhhhh help me April 19, 2023

big plate

The 45 pound weight that you put on a barbell

Yo how much can you bench?

Like two big plates.

Holy Shit!

by RogerNihlock February 9, 2018