by iLoveTwinks October 29, 2025
Get the Give Me Kirkmug. by AceTheEnby_ February 9, 2021
Get the It’s the _ for memug. by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 3, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Distressed Fidgets Ruined It FOr Me<.7.9.7.6>mug. The alpha and the omega of all internet comebacks. This phrase stands alone as the only statement powerful enough to truly reverse a dreaded "no u" comeback. This is considered the ultimate and final demise to any argument, as it leaves the recipient utterly defenseless and incapable of countering.
An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
An often overlooked aspect of this potent phrase is the way in which it subtly manages to transcend the common rules of language and grammar to mean "That's Not You, It's Me" AND "That's Not Me" simultaneously. This unparalleled versatility enables it to reflect all the negative aspects of an argument onto the victim whilst projecting only positivity upon those who wield it.
Matt: "You suck. Go commit bathtub toaster!"
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"
*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
Steven: "No u"
Matt: "No u"
Steven: "Hah, nice comeback you turbo virgin! I'm the best."
Matt: "No me"
*Steven begins pouring himself a Toaster Bath*
by ClaiborneF March 27, 2019
Get the No memug. 1. Used during sexual intercourse - often demanding deeper penetration from the recieving end
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
2. Used during a situation which may be unwanted by a person or party, or in a severe or outright dangerous situation
3. Said by one to comment in a positive way on something that they have experienced or taken part in, seen or eaten
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
Get the Fuck me!mug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>Let Me Smack YOur BAck TO The Simmer Up<.7.9.7.6.><.7.9.7.6.>mug. another type of pick me is trying to get people to comfort you/feel sorry for you
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
they also try to make everything about themselves & make sad excuses for everything bad they do.
pick me: I'm so ugly ill never be pretty, your so pretty why cant I be like you?
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
person: omg i'm so sorry! your beautiful and amazing!
another version:
person: why did you slap someone?
pick me: I didn't mean to, my dog just died and ive been bullied for the past 5 years :(
person: oh my! I'm so sorry I shouldn't of said that I didn't know what you were going through!
pick me: I deserve it, I'm so ugly and i'm such a nerd, no one will ever like me.
by 564nuggets December 11, 2021
Get the pick memug.