Random Shit Day

When a day seems very random or when someone does random things for the day.

"Wow today is a real random shit day huh?, "Whatever, todays just a random shit day for me."

by Riketsu September 10, 2009

the shit will hit the sink

the phrase used by cadets, replacing "the shit has hit the fan" after numerous "incidents"

if you dont wake up, the shit will hit the sink

by smead September 4, 2010

Kale Soup Shit

'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.

Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.

Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.

'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.

Person 1: "Frank has kale soup for lunch again"
Person 2: "Kale Soup Shit, T-minus 7 minutes."

by Shitbeak July 20, 2010

Ultimate Shit-taker

Some one who takes shit. Every one yells and picks on this person for no reason. They do nothing about it.

person 1:Hey Maggie!
Maggie: What?
person 1:Fuck you, you stupid jew
Maggie: haha...
person 3: Maggie is such the Ultimate Shit-taker

by maggiesucks069 November 16, 2010

Non-Shit-Taker

Self explanitory. See also, badass.

Julie, being the incompetent worker she is, had unfinished assignments from her shift and began to leave when Bill, a non-shit-taker who works the next shift, sees her and says "Bitch! you take care of your shit before you leave and you will take care of mine today for trying to leave." He simply got the job done in a friendly business like manner.

by Andrrew July 31, 2006

big shit whore

A dirty slag whore who also like to play with shit

1) Hey look at McCabage that big shit whore playing with shit

by MacCabage hater shes scum October 15, 2006

Cock-shit Smoothie

When someone shits in another person's mouth, then shoves there cock in that persons mouth, while also swirling it around making the shit into a smoothie type material.

I'm going to make a cock-shit smoothie out of you if you keep saying that.

by David Thomas Pacheco October 19, 2008