Pouring river water in your socks

It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

Guy 1: Why would I be pouring river water in your socks?
Guy 2: It's quick, It's easy and it's free.

by linkyboi January 4, 2023

National Tease Your Friend Day

September 7th is national tease your friend day, you know what that means

You: "hey! It's september 7th"
Friend: "oh shit, really? That's National Tease Your Friend Day"

by Life.help101 September 5, 2021

lost the privilege to your own property

(n). a person that loses their property to someone watching it for them.
(n). when you don't allow the return of a person's property.

"I'm not giving your trophies back to you with the way you treat them! As far as I'm concerned, you've lost the privilege to your own property."

"You lost the privilge to your own property when you moved out and left it here!"

by Whore-able_&_Adorable April 20, 2020

Throwing your dummy out of the cot

Behaving like a child

Stop "Throwing your dummy out of the cot" and man the fuck up!

by PrincessMissy January 24, 2014

Don't get your panties in a knot

Don't do anything that will make you suffer.

If you do something foolish and don't get your panties in a knot.

by anonymous December 6, 2020

National Show Me Your Titty

On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.

National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.

by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020

Can I jump your fence?

To initiate sex.

This world is too sexually repressed and there needs to be a way to break the taboo.

Girl: Hey you're cute.
Boy: Thanks, can I jump your fence?
Girl: Sure :)

by wheerandbiskey November 12, 2016