Shit Flowers

When tolet paper and pieces of feces get stuck in your anus hairs.

Guy 1: Man, I picked a bushell of shit flowers last night.
Guy 2: Nasty man.

by leekster March 2, 2010

Shit Beard

Homosexual act of wiping feces on your partners upper lip and chin right after the act of anal intercourse.

Damn that shit beard smelled after Rapp hit me with it.

I was shocked at the size of Zitsmans shit beard!

by Kelman September 3, 2007

Shit Fuck

an inconsiderate person who could care less about gay shit that doesn't matter.

My mommy is a shit fuck!

by Gosfnsgoijsm, May 3, 2007

shit on your head

when a person does something wrong and drives you crazy or does a funny thing you say him/her SHIT ON YOUR HEAD

A:Oh.so sorry,I broke your glasses!
B:What?!Shit on your head.I'll kill you.

by hamid panahi November 10, 2006

shit-filled twinkie

when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.

Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!

by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008

dip-shit-stupid

The mental state a person trips on when falling in love.

The mental and physical stages of new love.

He is usually so in control, what would make him act like such a puss? He is gettin dip-shit-stupid!

by shirre February 9, 2005

shit-ass band

Busted, if you can even call them a band

"hey did you see busted on TOTP"
"yeh, what a shit-ass band"
"there hardly even that really are they?"

by Curtis July 9, 2004