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January 24th, is national pose like your girlfriend day. Take one of them snapchat photo's like how your girl would and post it because you want to.
Person 1: Hey it's pose like your girlfriend day
Person 2: I'm single bro
Person 1: Ok
by wetsocks23 January 23, 2022
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Go home and snitch to your raticate is a term used to tell raticates to go the f*ck home and snitch.
Raticates are people who are so annoying that anyone who meets them will feel suicidal.
Hey billy are you taking the bus today?
No milud this is the 113th time that you ask me today. GO HOME AND SNITCH TO YOUR RATICATE
Okay then...
by Meerfus March 10, 2017
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I’m gonna hack into your pc

AHAHAHAHA!!! There’s nothing you can do about it!!!
I’m gonna hack into your pc and destroy everything
by Spatro February 24, 2021
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dont put your dick in the crazy

dont go putting your dick in no crazy bich
i was banging this chick and she tried to rip the condom off and say i want kids

Friend: dont put your dick in the crazy
by my cocks on fire March 3, 2023
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Can I shampoo your carpet

To scrub her rug , oral sex on a female using your tongue as a Rug Doctor
Hey babe can I shampoo your carpet!
by Hitzzzzzz JR July 5, 2018
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National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day
Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”
by Jjstanko April 11, 2019
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your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.
John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.
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