Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

big PP man

a guy with a humongous pp

i heard xavier is a big PP man

by bigppmann April 30, 2021

Big Bong

Basically a person who smokes bongs but much more powerful.

Bro Donald, why are you smoking big bongs get your head out of the clouds.

by Real YT Tartarus April 30, 2021

Big dick

A big dick girls would love in there vagina or ass

Girl: yeah i know josh had a big dick we fucked all night he even let me suck it

by Idek ok poo May 1, 2021

YOU BIG...

A segue way, a lead-in sentence prefix that immediately precedes an jest, insult or epithet when playing "the dozens". Prefacing an insult or epithet with "you big", suggests that the target of the insult is the ultimate expression of said insult. In some cases, the insult that begins with "You big"....ends with "looking MF" or something similar.

You big....your mother is so poor, she eats chicken one day, then licks her fingers, the next...

You big....your mother is so poor, she eats chicken one day, then licks her fingers, the next... looking MF!
You big Jolly Green Giant looking MF!

by DarqMage May 1, 2021

Courtney big bum

Courtney is a girl who although has a good body but just doesn’t use it she’s so fridged and eats alott she really pretty but has no friends

Your fit

For example fit means Courtney’s really attractive in the sentence it would be used as

Boy: Courtney your fit

Courtney big bum : I know

by Olly dance May 2, 2021

big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left

I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging

by teenbishkokie May 2, 2021