Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023

Well, Bill

Used whenever a conclusive decision regarding a matter has been reached

Man #1: "So regarding the lamp, its not going to be moved.
Man #2: I can't argue with you anymore, its your house.
Man #1: Well, Bill, its Settled, then.

by A Simple Observer March 19, 2024

Well done

A well done is when you cum in a belly button filling it up to the top

Her: “Why the fuck did you cum in my bellybutton?”

Me: “Well done”

by JackandCokeiThinkYes June 23, 2019

Things now you're well?

Things now you're well? is a less common phrase used by Irish people. It is more common in the south of Ireland. Roughly translated it means: How are you?
'Things'... everything you care about.
'Now'...currently.
'You're'...you are.
'Well?'...feeling alright about them?

'Hey Billy. Things now you're well?'
'Not too bad Aisling. Not too bad. Things now?'
'Era, can't complain.'

by yourbuddy007 May 13, 2014

White well

When you fill a belly button with cum wether it be your own or someone else’s.

John pulled out and accidentally came in her belly button and gave her a white well.

by asomshotal59 March 27, 2021

acch well

sed regularly in all parts of scotland, and occasionally in england (although not many english ppl can say the cchhh part of acch--- also sed in the steriotypical scots word occh nooo jim---- but i have never heard that used in normal everyday terms)

"ur going 2 spew in 20 mins"
"acch well at least i can watch the rest of balamory!"

by born in the wrong decade November 30, 2004

Well-being

Well it doesn't sound substantial because it's a nebulous term, Sam. And it does nothing inform us as to how we're supposed to structure society.

Hym "Because you can make the case that religion improves general well-being. Or prostitution. Or the removal of people's self-determination. It inevitably devolves into this dystopian nanny state like the season finale of Rick and Morty where the galactic federation takes over and people are all assigned jobs and given a robot butler to force feed them pills"

by Hym Iam March 31, 2024