shag weed

Shag Weed is a type of insult used to call other people (mainly girls) who are way more beautiful / handsome than the person speaking. It’s a way to cope with the feeling of insecurity and / or jealousy or with the large ego of oneself.

Girl A: That girl is such a shag weed.
Boy A: I think they’re just better than you.

Girl A: Whatever.

by Alarkii ! May 11, 2021

Weed Ant

When somebody can conserve marijuana as much as possible

Haha, bro im such a weed ant i smoked a whole gram for a week!

by Joooordan October 19, 2014

cult weed

A brand of cannabis that is built on hype

Hey Greg, want to try some of this weed?

Greg: Nah, I’m all set. Those nugs look and reek of cult weed.

by zactly__ November 1, 2021

Pull the weeds

When she’s on all fours and putting her big juicy booty all over your long Johnny

Danny took Suzie to homecoming where suzie pull the weeds all night long

by Long Woody December 13, 2017

weed trap

A stretch of space one encounters that carries a strong scent of marijuana. Unlike a speed trap, a weed trap is often unexpected and won't ruin your day.

Joe snickered as he strolled through two weed traps during his afternoon walk and drove through a third on the way to the dentist.

by bobo76 November 15, 2021

weed hallucination

Olfactory hallucination of marijuana in a home or vehicle. Most often heard by motorists as "I smell marijuana" by law enforcement officers as an excuse (probable cause) to search a vehicle.

Even though I hadn't smoked pot since 1980, the state trooper was in the midst of a weed hallucination and insisted he could search the trunk of my car.

by ferolily December 14, 2014

lake weed

lake weed is how george fisher of cannibal corpse says liquid in the song i cum blood.

lake weed is also the nasty stuff in lakes. like the dead fishes and stuff.

george fisher- "swollen with lake weed, ready to burst!"

Thompson-"man, shit there is a lot of lake weed in this lake! but that girl has a bra outline so its okay.

by slugvag July 6, 2009